Adventures in Babysitting

Our babysitter is a nice, quiet, homeschooled girl with 7 siblings. But despite all she's seen in her household, she's adding some stunning experiences thanks to our children:

Tonight at the park our 4-yr old slid down a slide so fast it made her poop in her pants. A first for daughter.

Last time, my 20 month old son planted his head in the sand after falling off the top of said slide. A first for youngest son.

Also last time, they all got locked out of our house. A first for this house.

A previous time our dog drew blood from my 6 year old's arm through an overly playful nip. A first for dog and son.

Hmmm...it's a wonder she comes back. It's scary that we still leave.