Eli went to a pool party this weekend and ended up wetting his hair with more than just water. After the lifeguard bandaged him up and he got some rest he was doing fine. But this photo begs for embellishment. Here are a few suggested captions (don't forget engineers aren't known for their humor, I'm sure you can do better):
Social worker to adoptive parents: "When did you stop beating your kids?" "Finally, proof that Tim is harsh after all." "Some kids will do anything to miss church"